Jun 26 2007

Gaming the system

Published by Paul at 7:26 pm under General

Here’s a story about a cock.

Kym and Giz have some hens and a bantam cock. There’s another cock next door. Each cock makes quite a racket in the morning, so much so that George the cock has to have a blanket put over him. I assume the hens love the cock. I myself am quite fond of the cock, after all, it has quite resplendent plumage. Did you know that if you talk about the cock long enough, stupid sites like this get confused? Keep your cock under wraps, kids. Do not under any circumstances talk about the cock.

7 Responses to “Gaming the system”

  1. sheolon 28 Jun 2007 at 9:26 am

    HRm I didn’t think roosters were allowed in suburbia, only hens?

  2. Paulon 28 Jun 2007 at 9:37 am

    Does the Basin count as suburbia? Regardless, there are many cocks out there.

    See how I slipped another cock reference in there?

  3. gizoon 28 Jun 2007 at 11:22 am

    Unbelievable. You didn’t put up a photo of my little cock.
    We are allowed to have cock, sheol, we just have to restrict the hours that other people know we have a cock - my neighbours don’t want to get woken up by my cock at 5 in the morning…

  4. Justinon 28 Jun 2007 at 12:35 pm

    That site is ridiculous… my blog got an R for:

    This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

    * dangerous (7x)
    * dead (5x)
    * hurt (2x)
    * steal (1x)

  5. Paulon 28 Jun 2007 at 10:15 pm

    Gizo, Crump and I both cried laughing at your comment. :)

    Justin, you are gangsta and it’s about time it became public knowledge…

  6. sheolon 29 Jun 2007 at 8:23 am

    This blog needs more cock.

  7. Justinon 30 Jun 2007 at 3:55 pm

    Busted >

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