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Gaming the system

June 26, 2007 by paul


Here’s a story about a cock.

Kym and Giz have some hens and a bantam cock. There’s another cock next door. Each cock makes quite a racket in the morning, so much so that George the cock has to have a blanket put over him. I assume the hens love the cock. I myself am quite fond of the cock, after all, it has quite resplendent plumage. Did you know that if you talk about the cock long enough, stupid sites like this get confused? Keep your cock under wraps, kids. Do not under any circumstances talk about the cock.

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  1. on June 28, 2007 at 9:26 am sheol

    HRm I didn’t think roosters were allowed in suburbia, only hens?


  2. on June 28, 2007 at 9:37 am Paul

    Does the Basin count as suburbia? Regardless, there are many cocks out there.

    See how I slipped another cock reference in there?


  3. on June 28, 2007 at 11:22 am gizo

    Unbelievable. You didn’t put up a photo of my little cock.
    We are allowed to have cock, sheol, we just have to restrict the hours that other people know we have a cock – my neighbours don’t want to get woken up by my cock at 5 in the morning…


  4. on June 28, 2007 at 12:35 pm Justin

    That site is ridiculous… my blog got an R for:

    This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

    * dangerous (7x)
    * dead (5x)
    * hurt (2x)
    * steal (1x)


  5. on June 28, 2007 at 10:15 pm Paul

    Gizo, Crump and I both cried laughing at your comment. :)

    Justin, you are gangsta and it’s about time it became public knowledge…


  6. on June 29, 2007 at 8:23 am sheol

    This blog needs more cock.


  7. on June 30, 2007 at 3:55 pm Justin

    Busted >



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