I just went to the supermarket near work to buy a tomato (I need more food, dammit!), and I noticed something that will make the Crumpet very happy. They’ve installed a bunch of extra freezers, which has allowed them to dedicate an entire compartment to…

Call me fat, eh? Try saying that after a month of gobbling the Tofutti goodness!
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omg.
I even went in to that supermarket yesterday when delivering your forgotten lunch. I can’t believe I didn’t see the ENTIRE TOFUTTI CABINET!
Actually, I can believe it, because I had no money and didn’t want to even look at the Cuties incase I got sad about not eating them…